Boodacris

I have a wonderful and wonderfully trying 5th grader. He is awesome when he is alone but in the large group, aka classroom, he needs everyone to be focused on him. He also really doesn't have a filter because of his impulsivity he will just blurt out exactly what is on his mind...whatever thought if flying through at that exact moment in time. He has been known to walk into a room and say something like, "It smells like earwax and nachos in here" This of course causes about 20 other kids to start disagreeing with him about what exact food product and or body product it smells like in the classroom. He is also known for trying to make up his own nicknames, which are both random and never ever stick. I've been keeping a list going throughout the year and here are the ones I could remember at the end of the school day-there are probably hundreds more that I forgot before I could get to a post-it.

Boodacris
Saliva
Double A
Big Mac
Big Deezy
Tonail
Muerte
Big Booty Judy
Athlete's Foot
Babooshka
Oompa Loompa
Buttercup
Shamu
O'Doyle
Anthony
Jerome
Jermaine Dupri
Zit
Scorpion
Spade
Dead Zone
Butterscotch Ripple
Criss-a-fur
Biltoe
Hazard