YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN AT J. LOW TOO LONG IF:
-Your goal for the year is to kill a "hoe"
-You remember your first taste of Emergent"C"
-You miss Diet Dr. Thunder
-You look for wagons if you have to move something larger than a shoebox
-You have more than one bracelet with your camp name on it
-You can make anything with pipe cleaners and popsicle sticks
-In August, you try to hold stranger's hands
-You know camp sign langugage
-You know of the J. Low Time Warp
-You've had to have Marsha help you with lat bag tapes
-You plan what color of beads you want in January
-You can admit you like the Spice Girls
-You Dirty But Dry your own laundry
-You have one outfit with bleach stains
-The first thing you do when entering the lats is get a set of gloves
-You have mastered the changing without gloves master
-Nose goes and rock paper scissors solves all your disputes
-You have ever bought Flintstones vitamins to remind you of Rhonda
-You know what the keys open
-Your Chaco tan lasts all year
-You hate A/C
-You know if Bridget has had apples, tomatoes, or corn
-You have been run over by a EWC
-You have chigger scars
-When someone asks you to say grace you start thinking of songs
-You know what P.O.P.C. means
-You question the names on the flow chart
-You've worn a bib
-You can discuss the pros and cons of funky utensils
-You've received fudge from the Carlsons
-You can recite Marsha's graduation speech
-You can name which campers have fragile X, leaky guy, vagal nerve stimulators, and g tubes
-You have 50 hot dog recipes
-You save paper all year long to write Happy Notes on
-When you feel sad you go through your scrapbook
-You think an Olympic event should be water balloon throwing
-You know what Little Foot/Big Foot is
-You can name the tattoos that will be at the tattoo station
-You think fried oats are a part of life
-You know each others "schedules"
-You know the favorite napping spots
-You know the word to Yellow Submarine
-You have ever used chocolate milk as a meal replacement
-You have attempted to make gooey butter cake and grilled cheese bits at home
-You ignore expiration dates
-You know where to find the turkey bacon
-You have seen more than your fair share of butts and boobs
-You have used the green gold bond...and regretted it later
-You drink 2 glasses before starting a meal
-You take "lats" trips during the year
-You look for kitty litter afer you spill something
-You don't use the end sinks in the bathroom
-Your disability radar works within 50 feet
-You label things with your camp name
-Half of your phone numbers are programmed in with camp names
-You have a seperate part of your brain for things related to camp
-You can speak "camp"
-You sign your camp name until mid-September
-You cut all of your food before eating
-You like taking nudie showers with others
-You've taken an OP commando trip
-You've forgotten your towel but not been worried because you can always get J. Low ones
-You own more than one J. Low item
-You know what it means to "J.Low it"
-Thinking of camp gives you a slightly giddy feeling
-You know what every cabin's staff bed feels like
-You dread night swims, but haven't actually been in the water for 4 years
-You can name the Square Dance Man's songs in order
-You start dreaming about camp in mid-June
-You have more J. Low shirts than regular shirts
-You have a seperate tubbie for camp things
-You look forward to Fajita Day all year long
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